The Devil Also Wears J. Crew

Ouch. I just got cut down in the elevator by one frigid magazine editor. And she wasn’t even wearing Prada. More like a jersey from The Limited.
In her honor, I will attempt to emulate McSweeney’s list, Other Things There Will Be in Addition to Blood. Mine shall be titled, “Other Things the Devil Wears in [...]

I Quit My Job

I’m free! I’m free!
Oh, the existential angst.
Day one of being jobless. I’m scared shitless and have never been happier.