Twitter: The Ultimate Circle Jerk

“Oh, so you know what happened to me yesterday?” I said to Ryan while we were sitting at our desks.
“One second, sweetie.” I looked over at him and saw him tapping away on his iPhone. Mm-hmm. Like I even had to guess. He was Twittering.
“Okay, so… are you listening?” I asked.
“Can we talk at [...]

Sweat and Tears, but No Blood Yet

Money I’ve made this week writing: $304.
Yesterday was the first time I came home from my writing class not crying. We’re writing personal essays, so not only do I have my writing torn up, I also have my life scrutinized.
“Really? I don’t believe you and Ryan are really that close. You’ve been living together for [...]