Last week, my hairdresser was explaining how, one day after buying a dozen eggs, she yanked open the refrigerator and watched the carton fall to the floor — all 12 of them shattering. “I knew I should have put them away properly but instead I just shoved the whole container into the egg rack.”
Instead of [...]
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Did you know that about me? I’m obsessed with health news and longevity research and figuring out how I can stay on this earth longer than the rest of you schmucks. One thing I learned in my studies is that you’ve got to have a positive outlook. Clearly, I’m fucked. I’m blogging about it over [...]
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