I’ll Tumble 4 Ya

My friend Linda is very accident prone. The last time we went out drinking she fell off her barstool, and then dumped the entire contents of her purse onto the floor. True, I did smash my finger in the bathroom door that night, but I attribute that to being dangerous when drunk. I have poor [...]

Two Cougars Walk into a Bar

On Friday night, my friend Linda and I were sitting at a bar, yelling over the loud music when a girl came up behind us and started yelling — also trying to be heard over the music — to her very drunk friend whose hand she was holding. “It’s going to be okay. I’m going [...]