Speaking of Women on Toilets

[WARNING: NUDITY TO FOLLOW]
Have I mentioned how open-minded I am about sexuality and women’s bodies? You know, every woman has a right to feel sexy and love her body no matter what she looks like, etc., etc.? If a 450-pound woman wants to frolic naked on the beach and cause a tsunami on the other [...]

I Love My Dead Gay Son… and Kelly Ripa

Filed under Things That Should Embarrass Me But Don’t:
I love Kelly Ripa. And Jenny McCarthy. If I could meet one famous person, it wouldn’t be my one and only crush since high school Johnny Depp, and it wouldn’t be the woman I want to be the first female president, Hillary Clinton (I know I just [...]