I caught Ryan spitting on the kitchen counter the other night as we were clearing the dishes. It was like one of those rare, never-before-caught-on-tape moments — male rituals in the wild. He then rubbed it into the counter with his napkin, assessed his work, and spit again. “WHAT are you doing?” I asked. “You’re [...]
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It all started with a horoscope. Doesn’t it always? At exactly 5:02pm, my beloved Ryan read his desktop horoscope widget. It told him to be bold to the point of obnoxiousness today. Not something you should tell someone whose nickname is McShowoff. And, no, he’s not a Leo, in case you’re wondering. He’s an [...]
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