Fat, Thirsty, Bowel-Wrenching Blackouts

I haven’t moved from my desk all day today, in part because of my cute designer heels - they pinch at the toes and flip off my feet when I walk. It’s unfortunate. Now I am thirsty and the water cooler is so very far away. Now that I’m thinking about it, I realize I [...]

Down with Carlo Rossi

At work last week, a few of us compared notes on our worst night of drinking ever; Carlo Rossi was implicated twice. Jose Cuervo, once. One friend, depressed over a guy, said she was going to do a shot of tequila for every person that was in the room. She passed out by 9pm and [...]