It all started with a horoscope. Doesn’t it always? At exactly 5:02pm, my beloved Ryan read his desktop horoscope widget. It told him to be bold to the point of obnoxiousness today. Not something you should tell someone whose nickname is McShowoff. And, no, he’s not a Leo, in case you’re wondering. He’s an Aquarius, and as far as I know, they are not known for attention-mongering. They are, however, according to AOL’s horoscope page, “sometimes erratic and sometimes brilliant.”
Well, it being 5:02pm and all, time was of the essence. Surely, Ryan couldn’t let today’s opportunity to be erratically, brilliantly, obnoxiously bold fade with the setting sun. What a waste of a good horoscope. So he jumped right to it. Witness the damage, if you dare, here (Family, I beg you, do not click).
So tell me, did he succeed in fulfilling his Aquarius destiny today? Let’s take a vote. Please select all that apply:
- Bold
- Obnoxious
- Brilliant
- Erratic
- Other (fill in the blank)
See, most other bloggers consider their loved ones off-limits. But obviously, I don’t have to worry about that, because he’ll be putting way more out there than I will ever be comfortable with. I mean, would you ever admit to having worn rainbow mirrored sunglasses? Luckily those, and the mustache, are history. Unless, of course, his horoscope tells him to bring them back. Fucking horoscopes.
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Definately #1. I personally don’t think it’s obnoxious, sorry Ryan. Obnoxious would be to place some outrageous comments under certain pictures. I can think of some things to place there but I don’t want to be seen as obnoxious.
This is why I do not read horoscopes. I live in Ohio. People would lock me up.
First of all, thank you, Kaka. I don’t mind not being obnoxious. Bold it is!
Second, Jill, please watch the language.
Third, I don’t remember posting that. I must have blacked out in a fit of erratic brilliance.
And…scene.