My mom left me a voicemail today saying, “Your father left me. I don’t know if he’ll come to his senses or not, probably not, because he’s your father. But I don’t know if I should sell the house or what I should do. Anyway, talk to you later.”
That was her way of getting me to call her back ASAP. Thanks, mom. Very funny.
“I got your attention, didn’t I?” she said.
Maybe next time you can tell me that dad’s been in a disfiguring accident. Or have you used that one already?
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Aha! Your sense of humor is genetic!