Kill me now

What the motherfuck? I have a 10am doctor’s appointment, and I’m still sitting in the waiting room an hour and a half later. I will shoot someone, and I’m quite sure my victim will bleed to death before the doctor decides to see him. I’m setting my sights on the bandana-clad burnout sitting behind me who talks like Jeff Conaway on Celebrity Rehab.

3 Responses to “Kill me now”

  1. I read an article about a guy who billed his doctor for his waiting room time, and when the doc refused to pay, he sued him in small claims court and WON! :)

  2. Are you kidding? He must have been a lawyer. If I were paid for my hours spent in the waiting room, I’d have enough money to buy an ice cream cone. I finally got out of there two hours later. My boss was not too thrilled.

  3. Did you ask him to sing Greased Lightening?!!

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