What the motherfuck? I have a 10am doctor’s appointment, and I’m still sitting in the waiting room an hour and a half later. I will shoot someone, and I’m quite sure my victim will bleed to death before the doctor decides to see him. I’m setting my sights on the bandana-clad burnout sitting behind me who talks like Jeff Conaway on Celebrity Rehab.
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I read an article about a guy who billed his doctor for his waiting room time, and when the doc refused to pay, he sued him in small claims court and WON!
Are you kidding? He must have been a lawyer. If I were paid for my hours spent in the waiting room, I’d have enough money to buy an ice cream cone. I finally got out of there two hours later. My boss was not too thrilled.
Did you ask him to sing Greased Lightening?!!