Ouch. I just got cut down in the elevator by one frigid magazine editor. And she wasn’t even wearing Prada. More like a jersey from The Limited.
In her honor, I will attempt to emulate McSweeney’s list, Other Things There Will Be in Addition to Blood. Mine shall be titled, “Other Things the Devil Wears in Addition to Prada.”
1. Dogs, of the creamy filling kind
2. Forked tail, tongue and hooves
3. A for sale sign on her soul
4. Whipped eggs, with a dash of paprika
5. A lovely below-the-belt haircut
6. Very, very idle hands
All right so some things are better left to the folks at McSweeneys. But why should they have all the fun? Go ahead, be daring. Contribute to my list.
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7. Complete outfits from the Juniors section, even though that time in her life passed long, long ago.
8. Those syrupy sweet condescending smiles- the only kind of smile that actually makes you feel worse and not better.
9. A chip on her shoulder the size of the polar ice caps.
10. Carlo Rossi
10. Don’t know who you’re talking about, but FUCK HER. There.